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Foreword: The SCP Foundation has discovered a substantial number of items which are simply too useless to merit further attention.This document lists those items which have prompted some curiosity.Item Description: Normal garden slugs, whose trail has the exact same chemical composition and taste as commercial-brand ranch dressing.They also appear to reproduce by binary fission every week.It may be used as a resource should knowledge of these items become useful or necessary in the future. █████ █████, Head of Research, Site ██ Item Description: An ordinary brand ███████ number 2 pencil, which will balance easily on its tip for hours at a time.Date of Recovery: ██-██-████ Location of Recovery: ███████, ████████ Current Status: Incinerated.Date of Recovery: ██-██-████ Location of Recovery: ████, ███████ Current Status: In animal containment. Item Description: A small rock that emits a bright white light from an unknown source. Date of Recovery: ██-██-████ Location of Recovery: ██████, ███████ Current Status: Currently in the possession of Dr. Item Description: A 1964 Smith & Wesson .44 Magnum Revolver.When any ammunition is fired from the third chamber, an unidentified male voice will shout "Nice shot!

Notes: Perfectly serviceable and well-maintained aside from the anomaly.

Returned to owner; class-A amnestic administered; recovery agent reprimanded.

Item Description: An HB pencil which cannot be used to write, and only draws photorealistic images of Jimi Hendrix eating various foods.

It emits no radiation, sound, or force, and the explosion pattern changes every shake.

Aftereffects such as radioactive snow and black rain have been observed.

Notes: Perfectly serviceable and well-maintained aside from the anomaly.Returned to owner; class-A amnestic administered; recovery agent reprimanded.Item Description: An HB pencil which cannot be used to write, and only draws photorealistic images of Jimi Hendrix eating various foods.It emits no radiation, sound, or force, and the explosion pattern changes every shake.Aftereffects such as radioactive snow and black rain have been observed.Item Description: Glass paperweight which constantly floats exactly seven (7) centimeters above any given surface. Item Description: A drinking glass that visually appears to be able to hold a pint (568 ml) of fluid, but overflows when more than 35 ml is poured into it.